What the fuck!?

Posted in News Reports, parents, music by jaz on Apr 3rd, 2007

Couple fights to name baby Metallica.

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Metallica may be a cool name for a heavy metal band, but a Swedish couple is struggling to convince officials it is also suitable for a baby girl.

Those Swedes sure do love the metal.

Thanks to Kelly Ogden for not being the lawsuit type.

Posted in News Reports, Uncategorized by jaz on Apr 3rd, 2007

Chicago Suit Charges ‘Negligent Dancing’

Somewhere in the south east (one of the Carolina’s I believe) I manage to introduce Kelly Ogden’s head to the concrete in a high velocity meeting. Fortunately she chose not to call her lawyer. This guy is fucked. Its not bad enough that he feels like like shit for dropping the girl on the floor. She has to empty his account too.